Tuesday, 29 November 2011

what is love?

 She was like a first ray of sunlight right after a heavy rain. Beauty was her middle name for she was graceful in each and every move even the way she put that spoon in her mouth made me jealous of the spoon as those soft pinkies touched them. *ouch* something just poked me i think the cupid struck me. Because i was definitely lovestruck by this girl. I  walk down to strick a conversation with her and before i walk upto her its time for my personal style check  hair perfectly i place (it took me 1 hour to gel them). A low waist jack and jones and a nice white crispy timberland shirt.I am officially perfect to meet her. She was siting with my friend Nisha and after four months of bbm,facebook and phone calls i am finally meeting her. " Aditya you are finally here you are an hour late" Nisha exclaimed in disgust. BITCH!!!!!!!!! cant she just shut up. I  looked at her in embarassment. " Traffic Ni, you know mumbai traffic." the perfect cover up for every individual living here in Mumbai."Hey.. finally we meet." with all the confidence i bluted out. I was actually dumbfound its definitely love I kept saying in my head....continued

Sunday, 20 November 2011

nothing last forever

Yesterday i was watching one of my fav. bollywood movie jaane tu ya jaane na. And a question arose in my head,  are there friends forever? and the answer followed instantly yes but you gotta be one gem of a person to get a friend like that. In our life people come and go but somehow we dont really remember each and every moment we spent with everybody. Its just those special people whose every tiny detail is something we cherish for the rest of our lives.
Reva and Aditya were exactly like Jay and Meow from the movie jaane tu... everybody in the college thought they love each other but the truth is they never did think of each other anything apart from  best friends.  Reva was a short bubbly girl who was like a whip of freshness to anyone around her. She was beautiful or rather cute, her best features her curves and her hair which million girls would die for. A perfect hour glass figure and straight long hair which glistened in the sun. She was fair like a kashmiri. She had big hazel eyes which made her look like those emo dolls. but she was a total tomboy, never really cared about her looks. She shopped at the mens section for her t-shirts and always got in a row with her mom regarding her clothing. Aditya on the other hand was an average looking, tall and handome guy. His best feature the cute lil dimple on his left cheek but was hidden under his horrible facial hair (which he was very proud of). Aditya's best friend  sanchit was the reason behind adi's and reva's friendship. Sanchit had a major crush on reva and he wanted aditya to set them both. So aditya went and introduced himself to Reva and as he was famous in college for his excellence in academics and sports he instantly was a major hit amongst girls..........continued
  

Wednesday, 16 November 2011

awesomeness

THIS blogpost is dedicated to my inspiration
 He is awesomest of the awesomes. The man who inspried me into blogging, He is a guy loved by everybody in the world. The girls open up for him (pun intended). he is none other than  BARNEY STINSONYes people Barney stinson is king of awesomeness.  I LOVE YOU 

Saturday, 12 November 2011

suckers :P

                             

Boy And girl on The phone
-girl:
I love you.
- Boy:
I love you too ,So wanna go
somewhere tonight for our 7th
anniversary?
- Girl:
Yeah...where?
- Boy:
I dont know...maybe movie then
dinner?
-Girl:
Ok.
- Boy:
Ill pick you up after I get off and
get ready ok?
- Girl:
Ok. What time do you get off?
- Boy:
In 2 hours and then I gotta go home
and yeah get ready which takes about
15-20 minutes...
-Girl:
hey...I thought you didnt have work
today...
- Boy:
One of my co-workers called in sick.
- Girl:
Oh okay! So ill see you around 7:30
then?
- Boy:
Yeah! and babe?
- Girl:
Yeah?
- Boy:
I love you.
- Girl:
I love you too!
- Boy:
Ok my manager is like looking at me
so yeah.... i gotta go.
- Girl:
Ok bye.
- Boy:
Bye.
****************************
2 hours later...
The guy drives to his girlfriends
house and walks up to the door and
rings bell.
- Girl:
Hey!
- Boy:
Wassup...you ready?
- Girl:
yes
They both watched a movie and ate
dinner...once they were done eating
they head back to the car but before
she got into the car...
- Boy:
Wait! Can I blindfold you?
- Girl:
Why??!
- Boy:
Its a surprise.
- Girl:
What kind of surprise?
- Boy:
A big one.
- Girl:
Okay but only if you promise me that
you will hold my hand while we're
driving.
- Boy:
I promise.
- Girl:
Ok blindfold me...
So they drove off...........and then they
stopped.
- Boy:
Ok we're here!
-Girl:
Where?
- Boy:
Wait let me walk you to the place!
- Girl:
What place?
- Boy:
Somewhere!
The boy walks her to the place.
- Boy:
Ok...let me take the blindfold off.
- Girl:
Where are we?
He takes it off her and she opens her
eyes and sees the view of the city
and at that same spot...that's where
he first asked her to be his
girlfriend....
- Girl:
Omg...(tears come down)
- Boy:
Why are you crying?
- Girl:
This is where you first asked me out...
- Boy:
What are you doing the rest of your
life? (he asked on his knees and
after he says that...behind him...in the
air it says "Will you marry me?" in
fireworks)
- Girl:
(tears come down faster) yea <3 

Now after reading this around 75% of the people here will go awwwww......and the rest 25% will rush to the bathroom to puke (over dose of sweetness) 
 I one of the 25% group reason its sooo sweet. It is so swee tthat had i been that girl I would've died of diabeates or sugar rush to the extreme level. TO all my hopelessly romantic friends this sucks. I mean how can people be so sweet (sweetness ki bhi had hoti hai) this is like that I HATE LOVE STORY type where sonam kapoor and her bf are that perfect couple. They are always colour co-ordinated. HE gets a flower or a chocolate everytime they meet. "baby i love you" iswhat their every 3rd sentence is. Some how i realized that this is something I can never be good at, even as i am writing this i am chatting with my friend akshay and anyone who will see our chat will be in a wonder how do these guys even call themselves as best friend forever. I can never be so sweet or so sacrine. 
  Now the reason i wrote this was to tell people please get a life and be normal (emphasis on normal). Only suckers go awww over this

Wednesday, 9 November 2011

happily ever after

For the world they were nothing but an ordinary couple who were in love. But they were world for each other, they complimented each other just like the rose and its fragrance, as there are no roses without their fragrance. She had big hazel eyes, that had some kind of warmth in them, flawless skin and a milkish complexion. Her poker straight hair were an envy of many. He was a looker himself, had a cute dimple every time and was tall.
  They met because of a friend in the most romantic place and in the most romantic time.it was monsoon and she along with her friends had gone to marine drive for a walk in the rain her friend called him up. This was the first time he met her and he knew that she was the one. The innocence on her face and the hot looks together made her beautiful. She in the meanwhile was too busy to notice him notice her. He used to go to college just to get a glimpse of her or maybe chat with her. She too missed him from day one and used to look out for him. They met every day discussed about their past about their future and everything about life. Everything in their relationship was beautiful until.

Tuesday, 8 November 2011

. a lonely girl diary

A lonely girl diary (true story)
As my plane lands to this totally new city it give a push to my hopes. A strange feeling creeps inside me as i step out and breath the polluted air. The fake smiles and sacrine thank you's of the air hostess gets me on my nerves.I walk out with my bag and a confused or a lost look on my face and step on this somewhat known but totally unknown city of dreams. This city is a dream of millions as most of the people who have made it big are from here. She is known as the city that never sleeps.She is the city of Mumbai. Jist like the millions i too walked into this city with a dream.  A dream to make it big, to show the world what i really am and what i can do. Its July and its pouring cats and dogs. But somehow there is still warmth a feeling of welcome. I reached my apartment in Bandra (the so called hottest place in the city) and met my landlady. She is an old lady but she is so jovial and lively. She welcomed me as if i were her long lost grand daughter. My apartment is smaller than my bedroom back home but here it is know as a steel. For now this all the city has shown me. I will update you with my life story and this city every tuesday. Till then wish me luck that my dreams come true.. 

Thursday, 3 November 2011

when the heart break it dont breakeven

It was long before she realized that it was her love for him that she couldnt move on. He walked out of her life saying that he fell out of love and she is nothing other than an ordinary friend for him. She ws shocked it was hard to digest for her as she loved him dearly,He meant the world to her and she just couldnt see her world walk away from her. She was beautiful,she had an aura around her that attracted everybody her grace, sweetness was the reason of her being loved by everyone. She was his lust. A target to achieve he wasnt that famous amongst the college and being with her he knew he will get all the attention. He started being sweet to her, he was a guy who was just too good to be true she was blinded by the sudden shower of love and she failed to recognise this beguiler. She fell for each and every false promises made by him. She dreamt about him all day long. He asked her out she accepted
 He started getting recognition in college suddely he was one of the most desirable guy in college. people were jealous of the two as they were madly in love ( or at least she was . he just pretended). They were a rage in college. He soon started dominating her turned into a guy she couldnt even imagine in her wildest dream. She gave in to all her demands except some which were way beyond her ethics. Things soon got ugly between the two. He started cheating on her and that too with her best friend. She caught them red handed. She couldnt believe what she saw as she trusted the two more than anybody else in the world. She asked him for a reason and he said he fell out of love. She was devasted as he was her first love. She went into depression and almost after a year she came back but as a totally different person. A tough person a girl who really doesnt give a damn about the world is happy with what she is. She didnt trust anyone. She tried to move on but she couldnt the wound wasnt healed yet...
 


Tuesday, 1 November 2011

Ra.one..........blech

Before i write this let me tell you guys I LOVE SRK. He is undoubtedly the most versatile actor in bollywood. The only self made actor without any 'filmy' background. I must've seen all his films till date(except paheli (i wanna see it) ). They all are good no doubt but this one was heights of being pain in the arse.
firstly : there was no story line at all. it was utter rubbish. Maybe the same story could've worked with salman khan but SRK he is an intelligent actor we really dont expect this from someone like him( ps all the sallu bhai fans i really am a big fan of him).
secondly:it was totally illogical. how can something thats virtual enter the real world? even that stupid explanation they gave was rubbish you cant really do that. Also that thing cannot be solid 
thirdly:the jokes werent even funny i wouldnt laugh on them even if someone paid me to do so (i would if the amount given is 100 bucks a joke (not only me anybody would)) the writer had made no effort whatsoever to work on the joke section
fourthly; noodles with curd (really ???) and the typical south indian are stupid when it comes to common sense thats so cliche. and the songs were totally unecessary ( though the songs are really catchy and even while writing this chammak challo is playing in the background).
 But whatever said and done the man has an awesome marketing sense. And also hats off to the technology used. We should give him credit for bringing this technology to India. 
finally to all the people who havent seen the movie dont go. Watch it when it comes on tv, and to those who feel that they should go and help srk recover his money back go watch it but yeah do take a disprin or crosin before you go you will definitely need it.

sorry guys i had to write this down coz i am super frustrated with the movie i really expected this movie to be awesome.